You might be one of those people who says, "Why would you dare compare your baby to fruit?! It's a work of art...blah blah blah." If I took my pregnancies that seriously, I'd be a friggin' lunatic and have completely lost my mind by 20 weeks. Shut up. It's a size reference, it's not that I think my fetus is an inanimate, edible, object or that they should grow on trees - what if babies grew on trees!?
You may want to note that since I have unusually large babies, I'll probably be 2-4 weeks ahead in fruit/veggie speak. For example, right now I should be housing a grape but it's more likely a fig or lime. By this rationale, in 32 more weeks, I may be carrying one of those prize-winning pumpkins. I can't wait and neither can my unaccommodating body.
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